matt diamond

Here are a number of facts about Matt Diamond, some of which are probably true:

1. He is a generally insane person who has somehow acquired a laptop and music software.
2. He is a web developer with an Internet addiction. He believes this cannot end well.
3. He is not really a morning person.
4. He is originally from New Jersey. Try not to hold this against him.
5. He has degrees in Computer Music Composition and Neuroscience. You may hold this against him.
6. He is unsure why he feels the need to tell you what degrees he has, as if they somehow define him as a person.
7. He currently lives in San Diego. He can confirm that the weather is relatively nice.
8. He has mixed feelings about his dependence on coffee.
9. He has virtually no fashion sense.
10. He is unsure whether or not this list format comes across as a hipster affectation. He is also unsure whether or not he cares.
11. He is unsure about most things, come to think of it.
12. And so on, and so forth, till death do us part, amen. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.